A Hot Cuban

If you've ever been to Key West, Miami or Tampa you may have had that sabrosa combo of ham, pork loin, swiss cheese, pickles, yellow mustard on cuban bread known as a hot cuban.

The last time I was in Miami I ordered one from a very attractive street vendorette of Cuban descent who replied without missing a beat, "How about me?" Sure knows how to make a guy my age feel good!

On that note, I guess the ultimate hot cuban has got to be Lis Vega who plays the money hungry, but impossibly sexy Lisette Guerrero on the Telemundo telenovela Santa Diabla. She is so hot that my awesome girlfriend says if I can pull it off, then I get a pass. So Lis joins the ranks of Katy, the pretty young bartender at Sonsie who bought me an iced tequila, and Andrea Lawrence who played wenchy Ziza in the Hammer classic Countess Dracula of those my girlfriend deems passworthy for me.

So if you're reading this, Lis, it's OK - I've got a pass. Te estoy esperando :)